Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Kids Say The Darnedest Things

My kids say some pretty funny things some times. Okay let’s be honest they say them all the time. I not sure where they come up with some of these things....well some days it is either my fault or my husbands. Yes yes I do ask silly questions when they make small mistakes with their words. Well why wouldn't I? I wouldn't have a funny story if I didn't! 

Here is a list of my favorite ones said recently.

"It's not ice cream it's FROZEN milk soup!"
       This one was for sure said by an adult. I will not take the blame for it because it was not me who did it! I swear I didn't say it. It was my husband who was trying to hide the fact that he was eating vanilla ice cream in the middle of the day when the kids were still awake without giving them a bowl bite. I did repeat it though. Bad Mommy...

"I have a pretty knock life....I mean a silly knock life"
      This was your one and only SJ! She is in love with the movie Annie both the new one and the old one. She had just finished watching the new one for the twelve thousandth time IN A ROW! She might have actually been in the middle of this song when she said it. I don't remember. I gave her that look that said..."REALLY? You think your life is that hard?" That is why she changed it to have silly knock life. Oh child what am I going to do with you?

"That looks like a lizard in your hair"
        SJ strikes again. She was getting ready for school while I am curing my hair for work. She looks at me and says "Momma your hair looks pretty!" Then proceeds to tell me "That looks like a lizard in your hair!" What?!? I am not sure what curling iron she is looking at but I do not see any lizards in my hair. She is one weird child. 

 "Today Soccer Balls practice?" 
          D3 whose speech has doubled in the last few weeks said this clear as day. He looks at me all serious and asks if it is soccer balls practice. You mean as in your ball goes to practice? No? Oh you want to go to SOCCER practice with your team? Yes?!? Oh well no that's not today because today is Tuesday not Thursday. Good job on your words though! He did not get why I said his ball would go to practice...sometimes Mommy thinks she is funny when she isn't. Oh well. 

What is the funniest thing you have heard from your little one recently? Did you provoke it in any way? Let me know in the comments below!

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  1. I love the frozen milk one. When my boys were little someone *inocent face* managed to persuade them that Thorntons was a chocolate shop for adults, as all the chocs were full of booze. Which didnt go down too well when gran bought them thorntons choc for xmas. #momsterslink

    1. Haha yeah I'm sure that didn't! Thanks for stopping by!

  2. Ha this! Kids really do say the funniest things. Mine said that I was turning into a grandma because she saw gray in my hair. Gotta love them. Thanks so much for linking with #momsterslink.